Candy Hearts for Valentines Day make me laugh. They make me think of kids giving them to each other at school – which I think is sweet. And of adults giving them to each other at work or in a bar or at home – which I think is saccharine.
Sweet versus saccharine…
‘Off’ messages in telegrams, greeting cards and yes, candy hearts, is not a new idea, but I still laughed when I saw that people were using the hashtag Candy Heart Rejects on Twitter. So here’s my contribution to that dubious conversation.
Some things are worse than saccharine.
My Ten Worse Than Saccharine Candy Heart Rejects
So You Say
I’m Not Your Mother
Not In My Eye
I’d Treat That